anibal
22-ago-2005, 02:47
Jaja... rara vez leo forwards pero este q me mandaron me dio risa.... ahi les van las dos versiones :
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among
three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon
gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and
dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to
be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man
was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new
set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some
expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has
spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the
remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their
future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was
impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with
the money he'd given her
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra
today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there
should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections
and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
la traduccion:
Un hombre tenia 3 opciones para casarse y no sabia a cual de las chicas elegir.
Asi q les dio $5,000 a c/u para ver que hacian con el dinero y hacer su eleccion.
La primera se hizo un makeover. Se hizo cirugias y se cambio el look, compro vestidos y maquillaje y le dijo que todo lo habia hecho para que el se sintiera bien con una chica bonita. El hombre estaba impresionado.
La segunda gasto todo el dinero en el. Compro palos de golf, cosas para su computadora y ropa muy fina. El hombre tambien quedo impresionado.
La tercera invirtio el dinero en acciones y logro hacer mucho mas dinero. Se lo dio a el para que pudieran planear su futuro. El hombre una vez mas quedo impresionado.
El hombre se puso a analizar lo que cada una de ellas habia hecho para conquistarlo y hacer poder hacer su eleccion.
Al final se caso con la que tenia las chiches mas grandes.
Asi sonlos hombres saben?
:dientes:
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among
three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and
watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon
gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and
dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to
be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man
was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new
set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some
expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has
spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the
remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their
future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was
impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with
the money he'd given her
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
Men are like that, you know.
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra
today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there
should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections
and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
la traduccion:
Un hombre tenia 3 opciones para casarse y no sabia a cual de las chicas elegir.
Asi q les dio $5,000 a c/u para ver que hacian con el dinero y hacer su eleccion.
La primera se hizo un makeover. Se hizo cirugias y se cambio el look, compro vestidos y maquillaje y le dijo que todo lo habia hecho para que el se sintiera bien con una chica bonita. El hombre estaba impresionado.
La segunda gasto todo el dinero en el. Compro palos de golf, cosas para su computadora y ropa muy fina. El hombre tambien quedo impresionado.
La tercera invirtio el dinero en acciones y logro hacer mucho mas dinero. Se lo dio a el para que pudieran planear su futuro. El hombre una vez mas quedo impresionado.
El hombre se puso a analizar lo que cada una de ellas habia hecho para conquistarlo y hacer poder hacer su eleccion.
Al final se caso con la que tenia las chiches mas grandes.
Asi sonlos hombres saben?
:dientes: